Just because the new year launched over one month ago, doesn’t mean that I can’t make more resolutions. The long and short of resolutions is that they can be long-term, short-term, or terminal from the get-go. Additionally I’ve decided they can be silly….and fictional. Hence I’ve begun compiling a bucket list for myself. While there is a degree of truth to all most some very few of these, I don’t expect to achieve them all in 2011….ore even before my time is up. Might as well shoot for the moon and see where the chips fall, right. I suppose #0 should be to not mix metaphors. Here we go…
1. High five the Pope
2. Smuggle a kangaroo…anywhere
3. Part my hair the other direction
4. Find a cure for dust
5. Slap AT&T’s CEO
6. Invent saran wrap that works
7. Beat Super Mario Bros (NES)
8. Yes, I know that 6-year-olds can do it
9. So what, fuck you
10. Read a fiction book
11. Get touched by an angel
12. Release a rap album under the moniker M.C. Grammar
13. Slap the angel for touching me
14. Convince Apple to get a right-click button
15. Put a stop to baseball
16. Find “the beef”
17. Receive a Presidential pardon…
18. For farting in the Oval office
19. Blame it on Bo
20. Witness a Seahawks Super Bowl win
21. Build a soccer field on a farm in Iowa and play with the ghosts of former world greats
22. Party with Colonel Mustard, in the Conservatory, with a revolver
23. Watch the Lord of the Rings for the first time
24. Figure out why Ice Cube is trying to be funny
25. Send my taxes on April 16th
Stay tuned…..I’m not done with this one.
