William Shatner has reached a new “Lo.”

In a stunt too absolutely absurd to overlook, The Artist Formerly Known as Captain Kirk dared to cover Cee-Lo Green’s soul-pop insta-classic “F**k You.”  In his signature “spoken word meets drunken hobo” style, Bill Shatner boldly goes where no man thought possible, managing to ruin a perfectly good radio hit.  Adding insult to injury, he achieved this feat on live television……..on the George Lopez show!

Feel free to disagree, but this strikes me as a felonious act, one that in and of itself presents an argument for the “Three Strikes” rule.  Far too strange to capture in words, the video is embedded for your viewing (dis)pleasure.

“Damnit, Jim, you’re a captain, not a singer!”