AWWwwwwww Yeeee-aaaaahhhhh!! As signaled by the air-raid guitars, Sleigh Bells is back and they aim to drop another sound bomb on your dome.  The raucous stomp of the bass, matched with the cheerleader-esque hand claps set the scene for the pep rally from hell.  Complete with namesake sleigh bells and ultra-deep musings of preteens on their way to the beach, this song will take you from zero to deaf in under two minutes.

…and if I ever hear a 14-year-old claim, “I just need to get away for a while,” I will Beat. His. Ass.  As best I can remember, the biggest problem at 14 is whether or not you were still wearing headgear.  If that’s the case, you’re probably already getting your ass beat.  Life ain’t fair.